Freud is saying "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I'm always just a dildo."

Was it Sigmund Freud who coined the term “penis envy”? I’m just wondering because whoever did is a total dildo. Hello!!! I’m growing a baby in my uterus and what do you have?.... a couple of nards and a weener? BFD, dude! BFD. You go ahead and have fun NOT growing new life inside of your body. I’ll in the meantime marvel at the sheer awesomeness of my vajayjay. Suck on that, Freud.